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The Four Aces Hall of Quotes

NEMURA KENTARO, TAI-CHI MASTER
His Latest Techniques

North Star Fist of Lingering Regret!
South Star Chain-Link Retaliation!
Bronze Cross Torso Detonation!
Slumbering Lotus Awakes in Flames!
Sword of Ice Unsheathed at Dawn!
Talons of the Celestial Eagle!
The Silver-Mesh Entrapment Maneuver!
Willow Weeps Blood!
The Double-Sting of the Drunken Hornet!
The Ivory Tortoise Incursion!

(All names invented on-the-fly, in the middle of combat--
because Chris is just cool that way.)


"I chastise you with the hand of your parents!"

- Yukio's 'Taste of Death' smackdown
(One Last Sale, 11/8/03)


"Do you have a boner?"

- Jonathan shares a personal moment with George
(The Road to Michigan, 12/6/03)


"Follow the schlong, it's known all along."

- Ken, musing
(The Road to Michigan, 12/6/03)


"A fucking crippled squirrel could be kicking our ass."

- Jonathan, assessing the Aces' showdown with Curtis Book
(Closing the Book, 1/3/04)


"No! Don't let the dead guy drive the cab!"

- Mark, having some doubts about Jim Oleson
(Wardenclyffe Revisited, 3/6/04)


"They trash our stuff, we trash theirs."

- Mark, on the question of serpent property rights
(Wardenclyffe Revisited (3/6/04)


"He sounds kind of sweet."

"Its presents came from its ass. That ain't sweet."

- Tamara and Latrell, on the subject of Santa Ogre
(Guardz (12/23/05)


"Maybe we can get them to kiss!"

- The Aces' perennial hope for Cassandra and Tamara
(Every one of those shameless rogues, at one time or another)


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